Dear So and So #2
This post is another series of letters that it is best I don’t send. The meme was the idea of Kat @3bedroom bungalow They concern our visit to Gillingham yesterday. Thankfully, the Gills didn’t lose otherwise they might have been stronger!
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Dear Mother of child with loud voice,
Swinging your child around in fast circles maybe something he likes to do. It may bring enjoyment to you but it is not an appropriate activity for a busy cramped service station eating area. It is probably not good for either of you from the way you were both staggering about after.
Regards
Fellow occupier of small space
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Dear Manager of Costa Coffee,
We really enjoy stopping off at this service station & partaking of your lovely coffee & too delicious Tiffin. However, could I suggest that training someone who clearly has a lot to learn about being awake let alone working on a busy Saturday is perhaps not the best decision of your managerial career!
Yours
Peeved-off in the queue
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Dear Person-in-Charge of Motorway Information Signs,
It is an excellent practice to give motorist advanced notice of upcoming problems on the motorways particularly if they are closed. However, when the incident has been dealt with & you go for your break, could you please turn the signs off before you go. That way we would not need to detour taking an additional hour on our journey only to find the motorway had been re-opened!
Yours
Driver-buying additional petrol
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Dearest OH,
Although I warned you that you would make your finger sore by poking it with a needle to release the puss that had accumulated after getting your hands dirty, I am sorry you are in pain. It was very good of the pharmacist to suggest you soak your finger in a solution of TCP. However, next time we have to drive across to the other side of the country, can you make sure you dilate the mixture. That way the fumes will not be so overpowering to give me a migraine or make our clothes smell to the point people cross the road.
Your loving codeine taking wife
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Dear Owners of the Moto Service Station on M4,
Please explain your definition of 24 hour service when you closed everything apart from Burger King at 10.15pm! Should we have had an accident due to tiredness we would of course have contacted your solicitor!
Yours
Too angry for a signature
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Fab! but now you have me dreaming about Costa Tiffin and that is not good for a food addict! I also wrote some letters yesterday at my blog. Kat’s creation of the dear so and so is so great.
Have a good weekend. Mich x
Love your service station rants – here’s me thinking things were getting better in the UK. The problem with the coffee outlets is that the whole coffee-making palaver is so slow. There may only be a few people queuing but it takes an age. It’s times like this they would be better with an urn and some instant!
It was just one of those days I think!
I loved reading these I could certainly write a few of my own. Good way to vent frustrations
It certainly is! I recommend it! Thanks for visiting!
These are a hoot !!! first time reader !! love your blog… keep it coming
Welcome! So glad you have found me! Thanks for commenting!
Oh, I love these letters! Really helps get a lot of your chest! xx Jazzy
It did! Great to have a ‘controlled’ rant! Thanks for popping in!
Oh dear! Are we getting into ‘grumpy old woman’ mode? I am increasingly feeling like that! LOL 🙂 I don’t think it’s anything to do with age – but perhaps it is!
No, no, no! Not age!!We’re becoming more aware of our surroundings *cough*
I loked it but couldnt find the star! Sounds like an eventful day!
Thank you. It was fun!